Hype! More Hype! Super Hype! Super-Duper Hype! Canada versus USA!
It’s the hockey game of the century. There’s bad blood between the superstars dating back hours! Fighting before the puck drops, fighting after the puck drops! Name calling galore. They hate each other! It’s a winner take all and there can be only one winner! It’s Canada versus USA.
USA! Canada! It’s for the Stars and Stripes! It’s for the Maple Leaf! Oh Canada versus The Land of the Free. It’s must watch television. It’s the Super Bowl, the World Series, and the World Cup all wrapped up in a four-nation battle of the world’s best hockey teams, excluding Russia of course, we don’t like them. They were bad.
It’s Trump versus Maple Syrup. If you’re not watching, you’re not a man. Or a woman. Or whatever you are.
Canada versus USA is Stupid
Yawn. The NHL season got paused for two weeks so we can only enjoy this utter borefest. I do not care and if you do, well, I guess you’re a weirdo. That’s your business of course. I mean, if you actually buy into the stupidity of the hype around this non-event, then I won’t insult you. I mean, I will in my mind but I won’t say it loud.
It’s worse than those stupid made for tv golf events where they play indoors and hit the ball into a computer screen, move the hole around an artificial green, and pretend it’s the greatest thing since the scoop top. Listen, I like sliced bread as much as the next guy, but come on, scoop tops are the better invention.
It’s all about the Money
Am I the only one sick of these made for tv, artificial, nonsensical, “sporting” events?
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